Sensato f Pitbull - Booty Booty
*brain explodes into 35000 pieces*
It's Dan MacRae
As Seen On Intervention
About the author
I tell jokes and write things because I am bad at sports.Questions, Comments, Impending Legal Action Can Be Directed Here
macraedaniel@gmail.com
James Leroy - Wasting Our Time
Perfect for pretending that credits are rolling over top of you while you’re on your way to the grocery store.
Eurovision Grand Final - Instant Blurb Explosion
And here we are. The Grand Final Super Supreme Showdown Mega Turbo 3DO Hyper Championship Edition portion of Eurovision.
*mild drizzle of pyro*
Kid Creole and the Coconuts - Endicott
I’d watch an eight part documentary series on the mysteries of Kid Creole’s mustache, if such a thing were available.
The Clinton Countdown - Commercial
Y’all done got goofed on in calendar form, Clintons!
Selective Service - PSA
Selective Service Fever: Catch It! (Because it’s the law.)
Eurovision Semi-Final 2: Instant Blurb Explosion
It’s happening! Again! Semi-Final 2! Catch some of the assorted flavours of Europe in one cheesy, ballady, ridiculously costumed go.
REMEMBER: All the contestants are members of each country’s parliament.
I have to split before this semi-final’s over to catch a bus to go see Room 237, so this will be sort of an incomplete roundup.
Papa Topo - Sangre En Los Zapatos (Mi Amor)
Hey look, it’s the new Papa Topo video!
(There’s murder and death and the like as is standard with most Papa Topo videos.)
Eurovision Semi-Final 1: Instant Blurb Explosion
Howdy! At the moment I’m currently on Eurovision’s website and waiting for tonight’s semi-final to kick off. Who will dazzle? Who will sparkle? Who will dazzarkle? WHO WILL BE MOST EUROPE? I look forward to finding out. I’ve been having back spasms today, maybe I should take more muscle relaxants to crank up the dazzarkle. No time, better just spray from Febreze in my mouth. That might do something. NOPE! IT IS TERRIBLE!
