Every time someone buys us a gift from our wedding registry, I’m super thrilled.
Not because I’ve somehow scammed people into buying me presents (although that is pretty great), but because I’m reminded that Dan wouldn’t help me with the registry so it consists mostly of 100 copies of this painting in the largest size available.
RIP (The Silver Surfer in half)
Fight Like Apes - Crouching Bees
This would make a fantastic soundtrack for a dramatic toffee chew.
Pulp - Help The Aged
I am now 29 years old. My bones smell of mold and I’m one year away from waking up and finding out that everything on my iTunes is a Wilco album.
WCW eBay Find of the Day - Tweety Bird nWo Wolfpac Shirt 
Stinger Tweety Bird… probably the weirdest thing I’ve seen all day.
Silvertide - Ain’t Comin’ Home
I have a soft spot in my heart for the doofus rock stylings of Silvertide.
They existed in this bizarre period of time where being “the next Jet” was a thing that people would say in a non speaking-in-tongues environment. Previous to that, Jet were “the next Datsuns” and The Datsuns were the next “heating up poo on a stick like it’s marshmallows.”
(Note: I actually have some pleasant things to say about The Datsuns.)
M (the M stands for MYSTERY!) Night Shyamalan showcased these mouthbreathing denim enthusiasts in his movie Lady In The Water. It was a decision that didn’t do much for the band, the movie or the plight of the nerf community.
What was I on about? Oh yeah, Silvertide. They knocked out this ridiculous track “Ain’t Comin’ Home” that I still enjoy. It’s a strutting-n-cutting blast of cornball machismo from a gaggle of dudes that probably would be most at home bullying 12 year olds at the local arcade. BACK UP, BACK UP, BACK UP, YEAH!