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The Raspberries - Overnight Sensation (Hit Record)

It turns out H1N1 immunization clinics get all weird when you ask not to take the injection in your “masturbation arm”. I am a patient and it’s essential that my concerns are looked into.

Pepper Ann - Intro

Soon I will embark on a misguided analysis of my old Saturday morning viewing habits. I’m not sure if I’ll come out of it okay. Expect to see me clutching an empty box of Sour Gushers in an alleyway near you.

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And there are swear words in it, too!

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ARE Weapons - “Hey World”: Teen alienation seen through, or sympthised with, or exploited by jaded eyes pretending to be sincere, or shocked into sincerity, or pretending to pretend to be sincere, or something. Eventually the dance of sincerity and insincerity is what gives the song its confusion and power. Reminds me a bit of “Teenage Life” by DJ Daz!

WITI TV-6 - News Update (1982)

The Milwaukee news team that inspires fantasies of lovemaking.

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Yazoo - Only You

December. The month for morning drinking, afternoon bacon and the ritual of watching The Office Christmas Special on a constant loop.

The Office Christmas Special

Upon further review, I follow this routine from January through November. (Except for two weeks in May where it’s morning bacon, afternoon drinking and watching Taz-Mania on a constant loop)

Sloan - Everything You’ve Done Wrong (Bees Knees Dance Routine)

Compelling. Bizarrely compelling. Whimsical to boot.

Friday Night At GWAR My pal John sent me this charming photo. I’m in the back left looking like I’m doing a spread for Rainbow Brite Bukkake magazine. This photo also appears to be press material for a yet to be formed band on the Paw Tracks label. We’ll figure out who plays what (and who has to smuggle mescaline across the border) after we get to Washington D.C.

Friday Night At GWAR

My pal John sent me this charming photo. I’m in the back left looking like I’m doing a spread for Rainbow Brite Bukkake magazine. This photo also appears to be press material for a yet to be formed band on the Paw Tracks label. We’ll figure out who plays what (and who has to smuggle mescaline across the border) after we get to Washington D.C.

Tim Heidecker - Old Dogs

Move over tasteful erotic fan-fiction based on The Nanny, this is my new masturbation fodder.

Tim Heidecker - Comedy Regarding Assorted Topics

In case you’re measuring, this is better than 500 Guernicas.

h/t Videogum

Run DMC - Christmas In Hollis

My friend James has recently launched a blog. Unlike the posted Run DMC video, his blog does not feature elves using a modified Simon for Christmas surveillance. Please visit anyway.

Note: James is also one half of Saskatchewan’s most thorough Brokencyde research team.

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