Oh Shit, Is That Not By Choice? Ranking The Tracks On Big Shiny Tunes (Vol 7) From Best To Worst

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I ate a bag of Big Turk minis yesterday and I need to keep riding that high. It’s time for another go-around of ranking the tracks on a Big Shiny Tunes compilation from Best to Worst.

(User Guide: The top entry is the Very Best and the bottom entry ranks as the Very Worst.)

These things are just going to get worse and worse, aren’t they? I may need to take a break every 5 minutes to press my forearms onto a George Foreman grill just to feel alive. *rolls up sleeves* Let’s do this.

Monday, July 28, 2014 — 1 note   Read more …

American Flatulators - Complete Film

I’d like to thank Occult Demon Cassette for bringing this masterpiece into my life.

Everybody Get Random: #4

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Strap on your reading bandana because it’s another installment of the self-indulgent word barf. I’ve set my iTunes library to shuffle and I’m typing out my thoughts on what I find. This is time I should be using to ask an adult what “financial planning” and “nutrition” are, but I can’t be bothered.

Saturday, July 26, 2014   Read more …

Oh Shit, Is That American Hi-Fi? Ranking The Tracks On Big Shiny Tunes (Vol. 6) From Best To Worst

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What did modern rock goonery sound like in 2001? I’m about to find out. WHISK ME AWAY, MUCHMUSIC COMPILATION FOR ANGRY DUDES AT THE GYM!

(User Guide: The top entry is the Very Best and the bottom entry ranks as the Very Worst.)

Plug your nose, it’s time to dive face first into this garbage heap.

Friday, July 25, 2014 — 3 notes   Read more …

Cannon Films - Promo

Our name is Cannon Films and we’re here to point a bazooka filled with questionable entertainment options right at your dick.

Wendy O Williams - U68 PSA

"If it’s not clean enough to put in your mouth, don’t take it home and sleep with it."

Oh Shit, Is That Kim Stockwood? Ranking The Tracks On Now! 2 (Canadian Edition) From Best To Worst

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I bring very little to the table as a human being aside from my DYNAMIC SLAM POETRY about assorted varieties of Cheetos, but that doesn’t mean I’m not trying to make the world a better place. As a public service, I’ve re-listened to the Canadian gas station cassette shop staple Now! 2 and have carefully ranked the tracks from Best to Worst.

(User Guide: The top entry is the Very Best and the bottom entry ranks as the Very Worst.)

Okay. It’s time to stop living in the past and start living in the Now! 2. Let’s get Freak Nasty.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 — 4 notes   Read more …

R.E.M. featuring Muppet Kate Pierson - Furry Happy Monsters

Muppet Kate Pierson has me totally smitten.