May 2013
32 posts
Which Street Fighter II Character Should You...
Here’s a quick guide to help you find out which Street Fighter II character would be the best roommate option for you.
(Important Roommate Note: Dude/Dudette, your chances of getting your damage deposit back are totally fucked no matter who you pick.)[[MORE]]
Ryu
Pros
Fire! (in hand form)
Fire! (in handsomeness form)
Appears to possess leadership skills, which means you can make him...
Wrestling! RAINN! Cotton!
Christi bought me this shirt today. I’m maximum jazzed about it. (As Christi notes below, a portion of the proceeds go to the fantastic anti-sexual violence organization RAINN.)
“Point out that Mick Foley is a feminist hero!” - something Christi’s shouting at me as I type this. She’s not wrong.
Mick Foley: Feminist Hero.
christiolson:
Go buy this Mick Foley...
Eurovision Grand Final - Instant Blurb Explosion
And here we are. The Grand Final Super Supreme Showdown Mega Turbo 3DO Hyper Championship Edition portion of Eurovision.
*mild drizzle of pyro*[[MORE]]
Fuck me, if that terrible entry from the Netherlands wins, I will be inconsolable. So many windmills burned in effigy. And that would also be devastating because I hold Old Dutch potato chips in such high regard.
I’m watching this live...
Eurovision Semi-Final 2: Instant Blurb Explosion
It’s happening! Again! Semi-Final 2! Catch some of the assorted flavours of Europe in one cheesy, ballady, ridiculously costumed go.
REMEMBER: All the contestants are members of each country’s parliament.
I have to split before this semi-final’s over to catch a bus to go see Room 237, so this will be sort of an incomplete roundup.[[MORE]]
HA! BIKES! JUMPING! BITS OF STUFF...
Eurovision Semi-Final 1: Instant Blurb Explosion
Howdy! At the moment I’m currently on Eurovision’s website and waiting for tonight’s semi-final to kick off. Who will dazzle? Who will sparkle? Who will dazzarkle? WHO WILL BE MOST EUROPE? I look forward to finding out. I’ve been having back spasms today, maybe I should take more muscle relaxants to crank up the dazzarkle. No time, better just spray from Febreze in my...
Aw NHL Naw: Tears Of A Huggalo | Prairie Dog →
I auditioned to be a contestant on Match Game. Here’s a babble about my game show tryout experience.
April 2013
49 posts
Lessons Learned From Betty Boo: A DEWmocracy...
Yesterday, I walked down Jane Street in search of bottles of the new Mountain Dew “DEWmocracy” flavours. WHAT AN IMPORTANT AND HISTORIC MARCH TO FLAVOURTOWN. (Not to be confused with Flavor Country which is a registered trademark of Phillip Morris International and grandmas in surprisingly well maintained NASCAR jackets.) I snagged all four bottles and I’m happy to share my...
