December 2009
32 posts
5 Unforgettable Tyra Moments, In Honor of its... →
Let the wake begin!
The Economy Would Crash Shortly Thereafter
A few years ago I used to work at Roots, the Canadian clothing company that revolutionized how obnoxious berets could be. During my employ with the company, it was expected that all retail employees wear Roots-brand clothing. It’s not an unreasonable request, but the only thing available for men to wear on their legs were sweatpants. The pants renowned the world over for being both...
Fuck The Suntots (Not Literally)
Saturday Mornings. If there’s ever been a case against child soldiers (aside from their poor problem-solving skills and some sort of “ethical consideration” boilerplate), it’s that they should be busy watching Saturday morning television instead of shooting people.
It’s a kid’s duty to watch Saturday morning television. It’s essential to the economy...