March 2010
24 posts
Jeanne & The Darlings - How Can You Mistreat...
Spooked
When I was a kid, I was absolutely terrified of the Ghoulies series of films. More accurately, I was terrified of all “scary”-ish movies (including the Fangoria Award winning Ernest Scared Stupid), but Ghoulies freaked me out the most. Everytime I looked at the VHS box art, I would tremor with fear. THEY WERE MONSTERS THAT PRESUMABLY LIVED IN THE TOILET! A TOILET THAT LOOKS LIKE THE...
Helen Love - Beat Him Up
Sock ‘em Helen....
“He wanted to be Kurt, then he wanted to be [Marilyn] Manson, and now he wants to...”
– Courtney Love in the new issue of Rolling Stone. Say what you will about her and her really complicated and fucked-up relationship with Billy Corgan, but she’s absolutely correct in this quote. That guy ruined his career by trying to be everything but himself. (Previously.) (via perpetua)
I Wasn't Designed To Have So Much Past
“Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must outrun the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve. It doesn’t matter whether you’re a lion or a gazelle—when the sun comes up, you’d better be running.” - Roger Bannister
Integral to the...
Fight Like Apes - Something Global
Happy St....
An Exclusive Interview With My Life
Life: Hey Dan, Life here. Just popping by to see how you’re doing.
Me: Well, I’m a bit on the broke side.
Life: Surviving on bowls of “Me” cereal, eh?
Me: Wait, you refer to Life brand cereal as “me cereal”?
Life: Well, what am I supposed to call it? Dan Clusters? (laughs heartily) They haven’t figured out how to make a cereal out of fried chicken...
Little Jackie - 28 Butts
Daylight Savings Time is...
Cheap Trick - Surrender
This morning I...
8 Films I Would Love To See Make An Appearance In...
Midnight. Night Noon. Twelvezee-Welvezee. Whatever you call it, 12 AM is a fantastic time to go out and watch a film. The midnight movie format is a beautiful thing that accommodate an interesting brand of cinematic effort. This effort may be brilliant, it may be misunderstood, it may be craptacular, or it may well be an uncomfortable orgy of all three traits. Essentially this is all just a...
autobotamy asked: What would your ideal closing ceremonies musical line-up be?
WatchMy Productive Monday (A Day In Three Acts)
1) Word To Pep Pep: Watched the Season Cinco premiere of Tim & Eric three times in a two hour span. Proceeded to rewatch assorted additional Tim & Eric episodes.
2) Word To Cameo: Bought several candy bars. Heated one of those bars (Big Chunk) in the microwave. Enjoyed the candy bar.
3) Word To Diabetes: Fighting off urge to eat all these candy...
Will Leitch's Roger Ebert Story →
