December 2011
15 posts
Guided By Gordon: A Ramble About My History Of...
Hello City. I’m going to be continuing my self-indulgent ramble about my unimpressive (and surprisingly light on ska) history of musical taste. It’s going to be an avalanche of text and Primitive Radio Gods inspired dick jokes, so there’s no shame in passing this by to look at new and exciting developments in the world of streaming pornography. That said, I recommend all my internet pals (Tumblr...
From Kiss to Kanye: Stop Being a Dick and Listen... →
Lovable comic/writer/bon vivant Dan Yates has revealed his musical history secrets and it makes for some excellent reading. There’s talk of influential cousins, Columbia House and the corrupting influence of pro wrestling. Point your computer surfboard in that direction, post-haste.
9 Animals I Hope To See In The Wild Someday
1. Vanillaphant
2. Anti Gravity Turtle
3. Bear With A Lynx For A Tail
4. Kim Jong-il Reincarnated As A Swan Of High Esteem
5. Non Racist Marsupial
6. Tasmanian Accountant
7. Permed Eagle
8. Canary Sinise
9. Sour Cream n’ Onion Snail
A Christmas Tale
The Story Of The Puppy And Kitten That Saved Christmas
Kitten: Let’s save Christmas!
Puppy: Okay!
Kitten: All done saving Christmas?
Puppy: Yes indeed! Thanks for letting me team up with you to save Christmas.
Kitten: My pleasure.
(“Jump Jive & Wail” by The Brian Setzer Orchestra plays while the kitten and puppy dance and tell stories about their favourite ways to...
The It’s Dan MacRae Top 50 Tracks Of 2011
I look forward to panicking and remembering all the things I forgot to put on this list. I’ll probably be holding a priceless vase or baby when it happens. Boy, I’ll look foolish. Well, that’s the price you pay for knocking out silly lists on Tumblr. Onward to the Top 50 Tracks Of 2011 (Earth Calendar).
50. Graham Wright - Potassium Blast
49. The Chemical Brothers -...
Guided By Gordon: A Ramble About My History Of...
Hello City. I’m going to be continuing my self-indulgent ramble about my unimpressive (and surprisingly light on ska) history of musical taste. It’s going to be an avalanche of text and Primitive Radio Gods inspired dick jokes, so there’s no shame in passing this by to look at new and exciting developments in the world of streaming pornography. That said, I recommend all my internet pals (Tumblr...
Guided By Gordon: A Ramble About My History Of...
Hello City. I’m going to be continuing my self-indulgent ramble about my unimpressive (and surprisingly light on ska) history of musical taste. It’s going to be an avalanche of text and Primitive Radio Gods inspired dick jokes, so there’s no shame in passing this by to look at new and exciting developments in the world of streaming pornography. That said, I recommend all my internet pals (Tumblr...
Royalty I'm Willing To Take Shit From
1. Intergalactic Baronesses
2. Puppy Dukes & Duchesses
3. Sultan Of Skittles
4. King Elizabeth II
5. A Pinball Machine With A Crown On It