February 2012
11 posts
Torontote Bag: Roberto Alomar Used To Drink Fruit... →
I’ve been writing a bit over at Torontote Bag. Here’s one of those things. The words include many of the letters you have on the keyboard of your home computer.
torontotebag:
I did three major things while at work on Tuesday. 1) Intermittent bursts of work. 2) Attempted to diagnose abdominal pain, quickly determined I have gallstones, appendicitis or Super Cholera. 3) Read Jake...
Dan Yates Is Awesome
My pal Dan Yates is awesome. He had a nightmare show in Saskatoon last night, which I learned about through text messages where he gave live updates on the bumper car ride of racist nonsense he had to endure. He wrote about the experience on his blog and handled his business like Gotham City Marc Maron. I’m a big fan of his work.
(Note: Even though the way I’m writing about Yates...
Torontote Bag Lives
Christi Olson and I have created Torontote Bag. Be sure to pass this news along to your MP.
this isn't twitter: It's that time of week where... →
As a fan of Christi and wrestling, this gets an automatic repost.
christiolson:
Every Monday at 8 o’clock, my otherwise wonderful boyfriend participates in a WWE live blog with our friends Joel and Yates. I didn’t understand wrestling back in the 90s when my sister watched it, and I sure as hell don’t understand it now.
It’s not that I haven’t tried! When we all…
Food And Me Eating It
Today, I attended a vegan bake off. Vegan bake offs (as well as Raw Food Fuck n’ Suck Battles To The Death) aren’t really my thing. Not because I have any ill will towards vegans (I don’t), but because that kind of get-together just exposes how fucked up my palate is. I eat a diet of candy, malt liquor, meat products and things made out of 58% salt. At a vegan bake off,...
Two People That Fucking Get It, Man
Drew Magary is a hero of mine for a variety of reasons. This piece in his most recent mailbag, sent me into a full on powerswoon. Take it away, copy n’ paste.
William:
I am convinced the pretzel people have some dirt on the party mix people. How are pretzels still in party mix? They suck and are always the last thing finished. I usually end up throwing away a bag of pretzels once...
