March 2012
15 posts
Torontote Bag: A Day For Celebratory Vomit →
On Torontote Bag, I wrote about my feelings on St. Patrick’s Day. Also about the time I got into a drunken fistfight with an ATM.
torontotebag:
St. Patrick’s Day has never really been a great day for me. Sure, I love drinking, hate snakes and enjoy burning the enamel off my teeth with puke acid, but St. Patrick’s Day has always been a major letdown for me. I don’t know what exactly I...
Danger! Some Sort Of Voltage
If there’s one thing that I think I’ve established on this blog (aside from my love of sugary hot sauces and the guitar bit near the end of “Carnival” by The Cardigans), it’s that I am a scaredypants fraidycat from overreaction city. That tradition continues today.
At some point last night, the bottom prong of my laptop plug-in broke. I ended up seeing that piece...
100 Popped: Excuse Me, That Adult Contemporary...
In 2004, Channel 4 released their list of the “One Hundred Worst Pop Records”. In 2010, Dan MacRae (in a fit of drunken hubris) declared he would listen to all of the listed songs and comment about them on his blog. He made it 10% through. In 2011, Dan MacRae (in a fit of drunker hubris) declared would finish the project. He made it a bit further along. In 2012, Dan MacRae (in a rare bit of...
Part Time Blogger Writes About Skrillex, News At...
I’m not a big fan of Skrillex. That’s okay, I’m not supposed to. The dude is about as popular with music journalists as skin cancer…racist skin cancer…racist skin cancer that said bad things about Tom Waits once at an Olive Garden. But lately there have been pieces in (quasi) support of the poster child for “brostep”. Daphne Carr wrote a fantastic piece...
9 Things I Imagine A Dog Would Say If It Could...
1. “Hi, my name is Dog. No relation to the Bounty Hunter. Hahahahahahaha! Wait, that’s still a show, right?”
2. “Our beef with cats isn’t really a nature thing. It’s more of a Gaza Strip thing. You’d be surprised to find out who supports which side.”
3. ”Pffft…Air Bud is such bullshit. Motherfucker has no fundamentals. Human defenses...
Ice Hockey Is Something I Am Enjoying Right Now
I missed this. For the first time since the mid 90s (Montell Jordan was Pope at the time, I believe), I can stare at the standings and try to will the Winnipeg Jets into a playoff spot. It’s happening and I’m happy.
Aaahh! Fictional Monsters
I went on a blab about being a fraidy cat over at Torontotebag.
torontotebag:
Let’s talk about pussy. More accurately, let’s talk about me being a pussy. I find scary movies scary. Well, that’s not entirely true, I just find a lot of scary movies unpleasant. I don’t mind movies that are filled with ridiculous violence (I have nothing but nice things to say about Wrong Turn 2) or spooky...
