I tell jokes and write things because I am bad at sports.
Howdy! At the moment I’m currently on Eurovision’s website and waiting for tonight’s semi-final to kick off. Who will dazzle? Who will sparkle? Who will dazzarkle? WHO WILL BE MOST EUROPE? I look forward to finding out. I’ve been having back spasms today, maybe I should take more muscle relaxants to crank up the dazzarkle. No time, better just spray from Febreze in my mouth. That might do something. NOPE! IT IS TERRIBLE!
Bobby Caldwell - Don’t Quit
The official theme song of Body by Jake.
(That’s not a goof and a spoof. It actually is.)
MTV - 50 Years From 1986
Fascinating.
Alexis Arquette - Vogue
“Alexis Arquette created and directed this video for Madonna’s song Vogue for MTV’s Contest to create the best video. Alexis won First Place and here is the video in it’s entirety. ”
Dang!
Jaminator - Housewives Ad
THIS AIN’T Y’DADDY’S TOY GUITAR!
Hamner Barber Variety Show - Promo
I’m rabbitholin’ hard on Branson today.
Branson Tourism Center - Yeah Baby Yeah Concierge Program Ad
Shagadelic.
SIX - Branson Tourism Center Promo
Not to be confused with Jenna von Öy’s one woman show.
(By the way, for all the freaky sex that Pretty Ricky or Mötley Crüe have had, there’s no way it holds a candle to the weird kinky shit that must happen with SIX groupies. They look like a gaggle of men that like to keep a Hanes Her Way trophy case.)
Remember to color code your laughs.
