It's Dan MacRae

1. Imagined Candy Bar Fiesta Illustrated

2. Plot Recaps Of Boy Meets World As Explained By Dogs With Speech Balloons

3. Scratch n’ Sniff Maclean’s

4. Hustler (For Men)

5. Tiger Beat Magazine (Not the popular teenybopper magazine, but a magazine for people that would like to train tigers to beat up their enemies. By having tigers not use their claws or biting techniques in their attacks, they would never be considered a suspect.)

6. Highlights For Directionless Twentysomethings

7. What Does Brian Setzer Look Like This Month?

8. Reader’s Digest: Minuscule Print Edition

9. Voyageur Erotica Today

10. Vault Weekly: The Magazine You Can Whisper Your Secrets In

11. Coupons For Garlic Bread Quarterly