9. Blitzen
8. Dancer
7. Rudolph
6. Donner
5. Comet
4. Prancer
3. Cupid
2. Dasher
1. Vixen (Obviously number one because she has a big ass.)
It's Dan MacRae
As Seen On Intervention
About the author
I tell jokes and write things because I am bad at sports.Questions, Comments, Impending Legal Action Can Be Directed Here
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