It's Dan MacRae

1. The Spine Ripper Outer 3000

2. DudeWe’llJustGoHalfersOnTheBillADroid

3. Illiterabot: The Robot That Thinks That the Three Laws of Robotics Are Total Bullshit  

4. Mechanical Andy Dick

5. Shriektron (a robot powered by my sense of terror)  

6. Trontron (a robot powered by viewings of Tron: Legacy)

7. A man in a cat burglar’s mask with a Post-It-Note stuck to his shirt

8. All Terminators without a thick Austrian accent programmed into their circuitry

9. Any robots named Skyler

10. Cyborg Stepmom

11. Methoid: the robot that’s addicted to crystal meth. (may also be Mechanical Andy Dick)

12. Dan MacRae: The Robot