I tell jokes and write things because I am bad at sports.Anonymous asked: Top three Canadian sodas.
1) Pic-A-Pop Cola: If you don’t like Pic-A-Pop, get the fuck out of my country. (That’s a bit harsh, I should step back my soda rhetoric a bit.)
2) Pop Shoppe Cola: They’re switching to cane sugar in 2012, so be sure to stay alive at least until you can enjoy and taste the switch. Also, no one has the balls to say this (look out Big Soda), but the bottles taste a bit dusty for Pic-A-Pop and Pop Shoppe sodas. Step your bottle maintenance game up, Canadian soda manufacturers.
3) Cott Black Cherry: Cott’s great because it’s the sort of thing your alcoholic grandmother has stacked in rows upon rows to put in her drink that’s 85% vodka 10% soda 3% pills 2% ghosts of the past.
