I tell jokes and write things because I am bad at sports.autobotamy asked: 1) Top three candy bars - European. 2) Top three candy bars - North America (or you can split this into Canadian and American if numbers allow)
Top 3 Candy Bars (European Division)
1) Double Decker
2) Toblerone
3) Curly Wurly
Top 3 Candy Bars (Canadian Division)
1) Big Turk
2) Mirage
3) Coffee Crisp
(Note: Anyone that lists Pal-O-Mine as their favourite Canadian candy bar can drown in a flood of diseased genitals. Fuck Pal-O-Mine, they should aspire to be so much more.)
Top 3 Candy Bars (American Division)
1) Whatchamacallit
2) Snickers
3) Peanut Butter M&Ms
