Fifty. That’s how many states there are in the United States of America. Unless you count STATE OF EMERGENCY HARHARHARHARHARHAR!!! Get it? State of Emergency isn’t a state. It’s a commonwealth! Sigh. We have a lot of laughs on Tumblr.
With so many states in the union, some states get lost in the shuffle. Sure, it’s easy to remember places like Texas or New York or Delaware, but some states get overlooked. Unfairly, I might add. I’m going to try and fix that. Here are my picks for the nine most overlooked states in the United States of America.
1. Kevin’s Yard
2. Bizarro Carolina
3. Novelty T-Shirt Warehouse
4. Middle Aged (But Still Valuable To This Workplace) Hampshire
5. Pepsi Presents: Idaho
6. The Forbidden Zone
8. Dog Dakota (a place between North and South Dakota populated only by dogs and Welshmen)
Happy 4th of July, everybody!