It's Dan MacRae

1. Johnny Cactus (a cactus with a cowboy hat and a boombox)

2. Any scientist holding a gun

3. Dr. James Naismith and Neil Armstong fused together into one man

4. A cyborg THAT HAS SOME MANNERS THIS TIME

5. Pop legend Steven Page

6. Regionally Famous Deborah Grey impersonator Barb Neubrowski

7. Mountain Dew Red Alert (the drink or the alternative porn star of the same name)

8. Any grandfather with a Dockers pocket full of Wether’s Originals

9. A Canadian flag cuz that’s all you need buddy if yer a true Canadian badass! (/highfives the ghost of the Bluenose)